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Q.What does Monica and a soda machine have in common? A.They both say insert Bill here! Q.Why does Bill Clinton wear flannel boxers? A.To keep his ankles warm! Have you seen "eminems" new video;"My name is..." anyway, it kicks @$$!!!!(it has a mockery of 'Mr.' Clinton.) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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THIS IS NOT TO BE RACIST;ITS JUST A JOKE!!! PLEASE TURN BACK IF YOU COULD, IN ANY WAY, BE AFFENDED! Q.What do you call a bus full of African Americans? A.A rotten bananna!! Q.What's grosser than gross? A. Vampires fighing over a tampon!!!!!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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A women calls a doctor and says "Every time I touch my arm, leg, head and footE its hurts". The doctor knowingly says, "Is there any chance you are blonde?" the women,"Yes, I am." The doctor,"you have a broken finger." | A bunch of blondes go into a bar and the head blonde orders a round of beers for them and then they toast to '51 days'. Again the blonde orders a round and they toast to '51 days'. Curious, the bartender asks what 51 days stands for. "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. On the side it says 2 to 4 years, it only took us 51 days!" Q.What does a blonde call Cheerios? A.Donut seeds. Q.What do you get when you put a bunch of blondes in the freezer? A.Frosted flakes.
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